Total Medals Earned: 2,482 (From 628 different games.) Total Medal Score: 40,990 Points
Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/490 points)
Successfully find the full beard!
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/305 points)
Play Yu Jammin
Release your first track.
Release a song that uses "snd_fartreverb"
Release five different songs.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/25 points)
Get 500 score
Get 1k score
Get 2k score
Get 4k Score
Get 8k Score
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/200 points)
It wasn't hard...
Zombie Killer
Have a Gun
5 Files Found
Beat the Game
All Files Found
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/6 (140/175 points)
Who would steal a brain that cannot be eaten?
Medals Earned: 5/5 (230/230 points)
Who will win this battle of wits?
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/330 points)
Beat Room 5
Get the bad ending
Complete Expert Room 1
Complete Expert Room 2
Get the good ending
Beat Time Trial Run in under 4 minutes
Obtain all 19 grapefruits
Medals Earned: 1/24 (5/495 points)
Hit an enemy with a pipe
Froze an enemy with Liquid Ice
Impaled an enemy with a knife
Drained an enemy with Poison
Body slammed a goon
Did a 15 Hit combo
Hit an enemy with a heavy object
Hit an enemy with a Laser Strike
Hit an enemy with a Rocket Strike
Hit an enemy with a Flame Strike
Beaten all the goons in a level on normal mode
Did a 20 Hit combo
Froze an enemy with an Ice Strike
Did a 30 Hit combo
Destroyed the Flame Thrower
Destroyed the Ice Box
Destroyed the Poison Dart
Finished the game on normal mode
Destroyed Triple Spray on hard mode
Beaten Duncan on Hard mode
Finished the game on hard mode
Beaten all the goons in a level on hard mode
Beaten Richard on Hard mode
Beaten Timothy on Hard mode